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Mirror, Mirror on the Wall—Why Is This Movie Two Hours Long? Disney is back at it again, remaking a beloved classic because apparently the vault…
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“A gritty tale of blood, blues, and absolutely no theological accuracy.” Set in the smoky depths of 1930s Mississippi—or maybe the future? Hard to tell—Sinners…
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“When the CIA says no, just blackmail them.” In The Amateur, Rami Malek portrays Charlie Heller, a CIA codebreaker who transitions from decoding messages to…
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