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Good Fortune opens with an angel played by Keanu Reeves, because of course it does. He floats in like a well-moisturized guru and decides the…
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Stephen King’s The Long Walk asks one simple question: what if middle school gym class ended in state-sanctioned execution? In a future where the government…
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A tale of bees, billionaires, and breakdowns — just another Tuesday in the corporate hive mind. Bugonia is what happens when you let Yorgos Lanthimos…
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