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They said justice is blind. They didn’t say it would be radioactive, shirtless, and wielding a mop. Toxic Avenger marks the triumphant return of Tromaville’s…
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From what I can gather, Americana is about a magic shirt. Not Harry Potter magic—more like “if your uncle’s old rodeo jacket had ghosts and…
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Some movies ease you in gently. Weapons kicks down the door at 2:17 a.m., kidnaps 17 third-graders, and leaves one kid behind to stew in…
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