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Why? Because actual facts are boring, and wild speculation is more fun.
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So apparently aliens have upgraded from tripods to… Microsoft Teams? In this one, Ice Cube is a Homeland Security analyst fighting an alien invasion entirely…
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The internet tells me Happy Gilmore is back, older, creakier, and probably icing his back between drives. People are calling it a nostalgia parade with…
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This is Marvel’s 87th attempt to make the Fantastic Four work on screen, which is impressive if you consider that most people give up on…
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