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Boots first, justice later. I have not seen the new Superman movie, but based on the trailer, leaked set photos, and the collective Reddit meltdown…
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Teen genius builds flying death suit between midterms. Also, there’s a demon. Look, Riri Williams is a 19-year-old engineering prodigy from Chicago who builds an…
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The Naked Gun (the reboot, not the 1988 classic that had a higher body count of banana peels than bullets) So there’s a new Naked…
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