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Bride Hard is what happens when someone types “What if Die Hard, but bridesmaid?” into ChatGPT at 2 a.m. after a bachelorette party and then…
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Shootouts, Gold, and Samuel L. Jackson Doing Something Weird in a Saloon The Unholy Trinity is a modern western where jealousy, buried gold, and the…
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The Pandemic Western That Asked: What If TikTok Was Armed? Eddington is like bingeing a pandemic conspiracy forum while eating cowboy-shaped cookies dipped in existential…
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