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She’s smarter, sassier, and 38% more homicidal. In M3GAN 2.0, the world’s most unhinged children’s toy is back, now with upgraded hardware, improved dance moves,…
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Jurassic World: Rebirth is the latest attempt to wring one more gallon of box office juice out of the prehistoric cash cow, and this time…
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Look, I haven’t seen Until Dawn, but I have seen the trailer, glanced at a couple TikToks, and stared at the poster long enough to…
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