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There are movies about time travel, and then there’s Hurry Up Tomorrow—a film that dares to ask, “What if someone broke the entire timeline because…
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Bring Her Back is the kind of horror film that asks, “What if your foster mom wasn’t just emotionally unavailable—but also into necromancy?” Sally Hawkins…
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New Shield. New Suit. Same Problem: Everyone’s Still Yelling “Cap!” Every Five Seconds. In this latest installment of America’s favorite shield-based morality franchise, we follow…
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