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Lilo & Stitch (2025): Ohana Means Budget Cuts Disney’s latest live-action remake, Lilo & Stitch, boldly reimagines the beloved 2002 animated classic by asking the…
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Because Nothing Says Small-Town Values Like a Murderous Mascot in Agriculture This is a movie about a clown, in a cornfield, and that’s already two…
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