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Pop Ballads, Period Costumes, and the Most Emotionally Intense Key Change Since Les Mis Juliet & Romeo is what happens when Shakespeare meets Spotify. It’s…
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Dust, Drama, and One Emotionally Available Horse The Last Rodeo is the kind of movie where you can smell the plot just by looking at…
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